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November 22, 2005

"Keep on fucking, partner"


Via my girl (swoon) over at Bitch Lab, according to OKCupid I'm a slut (newsflash!)

The Playstation
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSMf)

Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation.

Hm. Perhaps I don't just want a PS2 for Crazy Taxi. I want it because I am it?

You're a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It's therefore highly likely that you're attractive, and you're certainly outgoing & friendly. Plus, this
healthy physical attitude of yours indicates deeper emotional well-being and stability. Unheard of. When guys dare to dream, they dream of you.

I can't remember the last time someone described me as a "nice girl," possibly never, but ok. Glad to see that having lots of sex suggest that I'm good looking.

You don't get attached too easily, and, to wit, you're not necessarily looking for something long-term right now. That's a bigger asset than you know. Though, physically speaking, you're open to anything, you're keeping your
emotional side well-protected. This means there won't be a lot of wreckage to
clean up whenever you decide to settle down.

In the meantime, the men you share yourself with actually respect you. Like them, you enjoy sex for its own sake and don't need any other validation for pleasure than pleasure itself. Hopefully, you have the good sense to blow off anyone who thinks less of you for that. Usually, this is the part of the description where we offer some life-correcting advice, but honestly, we can't think of anything about you we'd change. Keep on fucking, partner.


Wheee! All of my relationship issues ever, validated right here. So there, fuckers.

Also, "keep on fucking, partner?" I want that on my tombstone.

Your exact opposite:The Priss
ALWAYS AVOID: The Mixed Messenger
CONSIDER: Anyone else
I do. I do.






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